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  • Listening to: Coheed & Cambria - The Color Before the Sun
  • Reading: Fighting Fantasy - Steve Jackson
  • Watching: Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
  • Playing: Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
  • Drinking: Not alcohol, despite the topic
Myself, :iconaplaceforstuff: and :iconmaduntwoswords: are on a real Gordon Ramsay kick at the moment, what with Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen being on TV constantly on some network or another. I was thinking that Kitchen Nightmares has enough common themes that it would be possible to turn it into a drinking game. The rules would be as follows:

Take a drink when:

Ramsay says 'my god!'
Ramsay wretches
Ramsay finds any sort of filth (be warned - this could occur frequently)
Relaunch night is a success
Food is dropped
Anybody is referred to as a 'donkey' or 'doughnut'
Ramsay is seen driving a flash motor
Ramsay shuts a restaurant
Ramsay suggests to an owner that they consider shutting their restaurant
A member of staff storms out of the restaurant
Ramsay has a private word with a member of staff
Ramsay touches his face (be warned - this could also occur frequently)
Ramsay takes part in/mentions taking part in a marathon
A member of staff cries
The staff see a renovated restaurant for the first time
Ramsay judges a cook off
A celebrity comes to relaunch night
Ramsay criticises a plate of food
Ramsay says 'what's thaaaaaaat!'
Ramsay is described as handsome
Ramsay suggests that the owner 'shouldn't even be running a restaurant'
Ramsay suggests that a piece of food 'could have killed somebody'
A member of the emergency services visits the restaurant
Ramsay invites steam cleaners or exterminators
Ramsay hires a consultant to help out the restaurant

Finish a drink when:

An ignorant chef is sacked, or multiple ignorant chefs are sacked at once
The restaurant is sold or shut down after Ramsay leaves
Ramsay busts out the UV light

I am not responsible if anybody is stupid enough to do this. At most it is suggested to do this with, ahem, strong tea. If anybody decides to drink anything more sinister I cannot be held responsible, no matter how 'messy' things get.
If anybody has any suggestions for the Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares drinking game I would love to hear them. Drunk 
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MadunTwoSwords Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
How about... instead of alkeehole, (because I'm not allowed to drink just now :( ), evry time one of those descriptors comes up I neck a painkiller instead?!
I should be the life and soul of the party after a dozen Clora-watzits! (I have NO idea what they are called.)
Rhonda-Young Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2016   Traditional Artist
I have never actually watched any of these shows, though, from having seen short segments of them, I can definitely imagine the results of playing the game!! Lol!! :laughing:
rittie145 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're very entertaining. Especially when he gets into an argument with an obnoxious chef. :-)
Rhonda-Young Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2016   Traditional Artist
MiniMinccino Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
omg I just started watching this series XD i might try this, but with soft drink cause 1 i dont like tea and 2, i dont drink alcohol XD either way I'd be fresh out of anything lol
rittie145 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We watched an episode the other day and most of these things happened. If you did it with alcohol you'd be 'pretty darn hammered' as Apu would say. icon - Bleach 
MiniMinccino Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha quite right :p
APlaceForStuff Featured By Owner Edited Oct 20, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
What more can I say, the man is a powerhouse Gordon Ramsay Avatar .
rittie145 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He really sorts out the s**t Shit Happens. I'm glad to see that he has his own dA emoticon.
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